Three-Inch-Girth Electrojac (ROUND 2)

Let's workshop this poem about the apparent mismatch between the advanced intellect and the primitive behavior of the extraterrestrial beings that so often probe backwoods residents

scent of the day: Pink Papua, by Ensar Oud

Notes are forthcoming for this beaut!

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Three-Inch-Girth Electrojac

Rut-crazed like us or just too dim
to crack our sperm-egg code
despite interstellar craft,

almond-skulled wall-phasers
keep beaming us up into those
cracked-vinyl gyno chairs

rank in saucer-abduction hotspots
still full of signs like
“Center for Mental Retardation.”

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