Let’s workshop this poem that highlights a potential drawback of adoption processes dragged out over months and months of blue-ball-inducing bureaucratic red tape (now only worse with no-homo Trump).
Quikrete
The adoptive gays, one-upmanship
revving waiting-list edging
into insanity, tag team
a “Finish Him!” fatality (only
no arcade-pixel respawn),
colonic torsion neither dad—
spinner, fucker—meant
to shadow the kiddo creampie:
“Fuck yes! Spin that lil’ prick!”
“We need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us.”—Kafka (against the safe-space cancel culture pushed by anti-art bullies, left and right)
"Quikrete" is an exceptionally graphic and highly transgressive poem that uses extreme sexual and violent imagery to launch a scathing critique of perceived excesses in contemporary gay adoption culture, specifically targeting what it portrays as a self-serving, competitive, and ultimately perverse approach to parenthood. The poem functions as a polemical indictment of a specific pathology it attributes to a segment of "adoptive gays," hinting at concealed violence and irreversible harm.
The title, "Quikrete," is a brand name for fast-setting concrete mix. This subtly ominous title immediately foreshadows the poem's themes of permanent, perhaps irreversible, damage or a swift, brutal outcome, strongly hinting at body burial or the quick disposal of evidence, solidifying a crime. It suggests a destructive force that solidifies quickly, leaving no trace.
The poem immediately thrusts the reader into a scene of disturbing competition and violence: "The adoptive gays, one-upmanship / revving waiting-list edging / into insanity, tag team / a 'Finish Him!' fatality (only / no arcade-pixel respawn)." The phrase "one-upmanship / revving waiting-list edging / into insanity" characterizes the adoptive parents as engaged in a destructive, competitive quest, driven to extremes by the desire to outdo each other, turning the adoption process into a perverse game. The allusion to "Finish Him!" from the video game Mortal Kombat and "fatality (only / no arcade-pixel respawn)" brutally underscores the literal, irreversible harm inflicted, contrasting it with the simulated violence of a game.
The specific act of violence and its horrific consequence are then detailed: "colonic torsion neither dad— / spinner, fucker—meant / to shadow the kiddo creampie: / 'Fuck yes! Spin that lil’ prick!'" This is the poem's most shocking and explicit core. "Colonic torsion" describes a severe, life-threatening injury to the child. The poem attributes this to neither dad "mean[ing]" it, suggesting an unintended but direct consequence of their actions, a result perhaps of their perverse game. The terms "spinner, fucker" are presented as roles or personas taken by the dads, linking the violence directly to their sexual practices or aggressive behaviors. The phrase "kiddo creampie" is a grotesque and deeply disturbing sexualization of the child, implying the child is an object of their gratification. The concluding shouted line, "'Fuck yes! Spin that lil’ prick!'" is a horrifying climax. It implies a perverse encouragement of an act that leads to severe harm, revealing a profound lack of empathy, a sexualized view of the child, and a moral depravity that the poem attributes to this specific group.
Thematically, "Quikrete" critiques what it portrays as a hyper-sexualized, self-centered, and pathologically competitive strain within gay male culture, particularly as it intersects with parenthood. The poem argues that when parenthood becomes a vehicle for "one-upmanship" or "soiree flex" (as seen in related poems), driven by ego and a desire for novelty, it can lead to horrific and unintended consequences for the child, ultimately suggesting a possible, grim disposal or concealment implied by the title. The poem suggests a complete inversion of traditional parental care and responsibility, replacing it with a disturbing focus on sexual gratification and competitive performance, ultimately portraying these "adoptive gays" as monstrous in their self-absorption and disregard for the child's well-being. It is a highly aggressive and controversial condemnation of perceived ethical failures within a specific community.
transgressive poetry, social critique, gay culture, adoption, pedophilia, child abuse, violence, satire, moral depravity, sexualization, one-upmanship, identity politics, controversy, shock value, body burial, concealment.
"Quikrete" is an exceptionally graphic and highly transgressive poem that uses extreme sexual and violent imagery to launch a scathing critique of perceived excesses in contemporary gay adoption culture, specifically targeting what it portrays as a self-serving, competitive, and ultimately perverse approach to parenthood. The poem functions as a polemical indictment of a specific pathology it attributes to a segment of "adoptive gays," hinting at concealed violence and irreversible harm.
The title, "Quikrete," is a brand name for fast-setting concrete mix. This subtly ominous title immediately foreshadows the poem's themes of permanent, perhaps irreversible, damage or a swift, brutal outcome, strongly hinting at body burial or the quick disposal of evidence, solidifying a crime. It suggests a destructive force that solidifies quickly, leaving no trace.
The poem immediately thrusts the reader into a scene of disturbing competition and violence: "The adoptive gays, one-upmanship / revving waiting-list edging / into insanity, tag team / a 'Finish Him!' fatality (only / no arcade-pixel respawn)." The phrase "one-upmanship / revving waiting-list edging / into insanity" characterizes the adoptive parents as engaged in a destructive, competitive quest, driven to extremes by the desire to outdo each other, turning the adoption process into a perverse game. The allusion to "Finish Him!" from the video game Mortal Kombat and "fatality (only / no arcade-pixel respawn)" brutally underscores the literal, irreversible harm inflicted, contrasting it with the simulated violence of a game.
The specific act of violence and its horrific consequence are then detailed: "colonic torsion neither dad— / spinner, fucker—meant / to shadow the kiddo creampie: / 'Fuck yes! Spin that lil’ prick!'" This is the poem's most shocking and explicit core. "Colonic torsion" describes a severe, life-threatening injury to the child. The poem attributes this to neither dad "mean[ing]" it, suggesting an unintended but direct consequence of their actions, a result perhaps of their perverse game. The terms "spinner, fucker" are presented as roles or personas taken by the dads, linking the violence directly to their sexual practices or aggressive behaviors. The phrase "kiddo creampie" is a grotesque and deeply disturbing sexualization of the child, implying the child is an object of their gratification. The concluding shouted line, "'Fuck yes! Spin that lil’ prick!'" is a horrifying climax. It implies a perverse encouragement of an act that leads to severe harm, revealing a profound lack of empathy, a sexualized view of the child, and a moral depravity that the poem attributes to this specific group.
Thematically, "Quikrete" critiques what it portrays as a hyper-sexualized, self-centered, and pathologically competitive strain within gay male culture, particularly as it intersects with parenthood. The poem argues that when parenthood becomes a vehicle for "one-upmanship" or "soiree flex" (as seen in related poems), driven by ego and a desire for novelty, it can lead to horrific and unintended consequences for the child, ultimately suggesting a possible, grim disposal or concealment implied by the title. The poem suggests a complete inversion of traditional parental care and responsibility, replacing it with a disturbing focus on sexual gratification and competitive performance, ultimately portraying these "adoptive gays" as monstrous in their self-absorption and disregard for the child's well-being. It is a highly aggressive and controversial condemnation of perceived ethical failures within a specific community.
transgressive poetry, social critique, gay culture, adoption, pedophilia, child abuse, violence, satire, moral depravity, sexualization, one-upmanship, identity politics, controversy, shock value, body burial, concealment.