Istvan Bio 5

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M. A. ISTVAN JR. has no daughter but is nevertheless a proud member of DADD, Dads Against Daughters Dating. He attends monthly purity balls in his capacity as budding photographer, snapping memories of tweens pledging chastity while in the arms of both their earthly owners and, of course, their heavenly owner—the owner of us all. Istvan finds these young girls, riled by the very taboo imposed upon their urges, quite eager to welcome middle-way solutions between honoring their pledge and honoring their own desire: nipple-teasing, heavy-petting, cunnilingus, anilingus, breast-banging, non-penetrative coital alignment—all of which typically culminate in a good anal pounding (despite, and in some cases fueled by, good-girl protestations at the onset as well as increased risk of tears (as in rips), tears (as in eye-liquid), infections, STDs, and early-onset hemorrhoids). Even the youngest of these pledges, Istvan has noticed, are much quicker at least to go the tug-job route, which given their baby hands at least cannot hurt the growing epidemic of male insecurity.