Fagulous Sequence
Let's workshop this stanza sequence that highlights various potentially hypocritical attitudes related to both the condemnation and support of homosexual sex.
Fagulous Sequence condemning gay sex on grounds that it is not “natural” behavior even as you Botox wrinkles and take synthetic drugs to avoid “natural” death condemning gay sex on grounds that it is not what most people do even as you practice the yabajar and avoid sideway cracks and birdwatch at night condemning gay sex on grounds that it is not natural behavior even as dolphins—and, of course, our bonobo cousins—are fagulous as all hell condemning gay sex on grounds that it cannot result in babies even as you unload again and again in a wife after full hysterectomy condemning gay sex on grounds that Leviticus unequivocally forbids it even as you toss pigskin footballs and savor lobster and trim your beard condemning gay sex on grounds that most animals do not do it even as you use an electric toothbrush and navigate with GPS and fly in planes condemning gay sex on grounds that it is a choice not an innate drive even as you choose to wear only dark clothes and indulge in nightly hot baths condemning gay sex on grounds that it is a product of degenerate society even though beasts were at it before humans (giraffes, penguins, swans, elephants) condemning gay sex on grounds that it is hedonistically self-indulgent even as you pamper yourself with extravagant vacations and cucumber spa days condemning gay sex on grounds that it violates the purpose of the tongue even as you lick stamps and do party tricks like the cloverleaf and the wave condemning gay sex on grounds that it is revolting behavior even as you change comatose diapers and gut pigs you masturbate for husbandry supporting gay sex on grounds that some are born that way (and it causes no harm and is private behavior) even as you scoff at “bigots” innately averse to the certain fecality of anal pounding supporting gay sex on grounds that it is between consenting adults (and it causes no harm and is private behavior) even as you would condemn any man who asks his spouse to eat him when he dies supporting gay sex on grounds that it is natural (and consensual and harmless and private) even as you would condemn consensual adult-sibling incest (guaranteed secret) supporting gay sex on grounds that love is love (and okay when consensual and harmless and private) even as you condemn the lady letting the uncoerced dolphin “beat that pussy up”
