Eat, Pray, Love

Let's workshop this poem about the commercialization and distortion that surrounds countless modern "guru" figures peddling supernatural skills and other bullshit magical beliefs

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Eat, Pray, Love

The exalted guru—technically,
the “Aura Architects”
at his “Soul Science Institute”—

will train you to pass 
(with enough faith) through walls 
of any material, a one-time fee

giving you a year—one
full year—of Karma Kernels™:
capsules of powdered scripture.

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