Chair
Let's workshop this poem about a man who, despite regretting his suicidal hanging, finds solace in the misinterpretation that at least he will be proving his wife wrong about only making empty threats
Chair The kill chair tips away and you claw at the belt, needing the ruckus to draw your wife—but you know she knows what at least this will convince her, so you tell yourself at last, she is wrong about: that your threats are plain bullshit (the flailing proving her right).
Yeah, that would be me