Buds Desperate to Be Pried the Fuck Open

Let's workshop this poem about how, as Alexa’s lullabies drip venom, childhood’s half-life keeps getting halved—a negative that, for some of us lip-lickers, might actually be a mega fucking win!

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Buds Desperate to Be Pried the Fuck Open

The bad news for our anal-Perc
beat-it-up monomania—
refrains, chanted by toxic idols 

who do Amazon Prime ads,
as deforming as molestings at 5—
is also the good: it plunges

the normalized age of lust—
a truth curbed (many might say
amplified) by the rBST ban.

* Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me. . . . / Give a fuck bout what your wifey's sayin. . . . / I just want to fuck all night.”—Doja Cat

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